Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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