At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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