It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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