I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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