Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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