can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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