You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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