I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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