Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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