I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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