I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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