Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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