Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.