Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
What did we do last night that was yellow?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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