His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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