First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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