you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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