He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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