is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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