I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.