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• (571): View more from Virginia

  he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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• (727): View more from Florida

  he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How's work?

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  Spinning.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.

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• (585): View more from New York

  my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.

  (917): View more from New York City

  can you adopt me?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.

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  Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".

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• (607): View more from New York

  Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.

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