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• (914): View more from New York

  I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.

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  why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.

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• (518): View more from New York

  True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.

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  True? Did she teach you things?

  (518): View more from New York

  She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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• (510): View more from California

  Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?

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  Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.

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• (510): View more from California

  how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.

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