You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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