Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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