If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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