She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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