Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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