I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
