all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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