you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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