I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
God, I missed his penis.
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