he wants to bone in the snuggie
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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