I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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