Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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