In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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