You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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