Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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