they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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