How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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