so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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