just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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