I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Alive.
So much puke
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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