i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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