i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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