so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.