Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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