So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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