yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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