Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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