HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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