I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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