Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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