Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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