Porn is love you can see.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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