Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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