Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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